real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to
Next time someone says to you, ‘if I were you’, stop them and say ‘well you aren’t’.
member in the bible god told that nigga to kill his son
bruh he took his kid to the top of a mountain and put the choppa to his neck then god was like sike nah fam u good
that was wild